Haven’t posted here in a while, but I need some help from you folks so…<\/p>\n
The wife and I are wintering in Florida and this powerful urge is becoming to much for me to bear so I’ve decided to give in to it.<\/p>\n
I need help figuring out where to get all them pins and medals to put on my new uniform. Oh yeah, and I need to know where to get a uniform as well. I figure I’m going to be, at least, some retired officer level SEAL. And I’ll need help to fix my discharge papers to reflect my new status.<\/p>\n
I’m thinking I’ll need medals\/ribbons for service in all those foreign wars and Secret Squirrel missions I seem to have participated in. I am open to suggestions from you, but I don’t want so many that my new uniform won’t fit right.<\/p>\n
BTW, I mentioned above that I’m in Florida. I’ve been here for a coupla months, but this nagging need only started a few days ago. I was reading on TAH about the phonies down here and something clicked. Or maybe it is something in the water? Also some of you can be a bit harsh when dealing with us Forida Phonies so I’ll ask that you save that until I post a picture here. I am certainly you will be impressed and not feel the need.<\/p>\n
Thanks folks. I’ll do my best to make you proud to have me around.<\/p>\n
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