{"id":75931,"date":"2017-11-14T08:30:28","date_gmt":"2017-11-14T13:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=75931"},"modified":"2017-11-14T08:14:55","modified_gmt":"2017-11-14T13:14:55","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-285","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=75931","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Teh sadz <\/a><\/p>\n

There are only two things down the middle of a road… <\/a><\/p>\n

Attention passengers <\/a><\/p>\n

Then stop breaking the effin’ law <\/a><\/p>\n

Yeah, y’all should do this for real <\/a> <\/p>\n

Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt <\/a><\/p>\n

Not sure. Let’s ask the Venezuelans <\/a> <\/p>\n

Don’t be a dick <\/a> <\/p>\n

Let not your hearts be troubled <\/a><\/p>\n

Set course for planet DUmbass <\/a><\/p>\n

Ageism…sigh <\/a> <\/p>\n

If so, party at my house this weekend! <\/a><\/p>\n

No go, Joe <\/a><\/p>\n

Nope<\/a> <\/p>\n

Not this crap again <\/a><\/p>\n

Socialists, fascists and Nazis…is it 1941 again?<\/a> <\/p>\n

Mo’ money <\/a> <\/p>\n

Hey, remember when these guys said we’re headed for an ice age?<\/a> <\/p>\n

Mouth breathers <\/a><\/p>\n

WaPo says we’re doomed <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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