{"id":75220,"date":"2017-10-08T13:28:38","date_gmt":"2017-10-08T17:28:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=75220"},"modified":"2017-10-08T13:28:38","modified_gmt":"2017-10-08T17:28:38","slug":"time-traveler-arrested","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=75220","title":{"rendered":"Time Traveler arrested"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t believe we&#8217;ve become so cynical that we&#8217;ll ignore the warnings of time travelers who made the journey back to warn us of an alien invasion. From <a href=\"http:\/\/myfox8.com\/2017\/10\/07\/man-who-claims-he-traveled-back-in-time-to-warn-people-of-an-alien-invasion-arrested-for-public-intoxication\/\">Fox8, Casper, Wyoming<\/a>; <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>K2Radio.com reported that Bryant Johnson was arrested after police were called to a home in Casper on Monday.<\/p>\n<p>The suspect claimed he was from the year 2048 and that he traveled back in time to warn people of an alien invasion.<\/p>\n<p>Johnson said he traveled back in time after aliens filled his body with alcohol and had him stand on a giant pad. He said he wanted to speak to the president of the town.<\/p>\n<p>Officers said they smelled alcohol on the suspect and he had watery, bloodshot eyes and slightly slurred speech.<\/p>\n<p>Johnson had a blood alcohol content of .136&#8230;.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well, yeah, if the aliens poured him full of alcohol in preparation for his trip, he would blow hot. Jeez.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t believe we&#8217;ve become so cynical that we&#8217;ll ignore the warnings of time travelers who &hellip; <a title=\"Time Traveler arrested\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=75220\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Time Traveler arrested<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":75221,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75220"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75220\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/75221"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}