{"id":74961,"date":"2017-09-26T08:30:34","date_gmt":"2017-09-26T12:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=74961"},"modified":"2017-09-26T07:47:39","modified_gmt":"2017-09-26T11:47:39","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-280","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=74961","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mainely awful <\/a><\/p>\n

“Get a job, morans” <\/a><\/p>\n

El sucko <\/a><\/p>\n

So it’s the military’s fault? <\/a><\/p>\n

House on fire…send more gasoline <\/a> <\/p>\n

All the “singel” ladies… <\/a> <\/p>\n

“Work with my enemies…” <\/a><\/p>\n

The devil in the details <\/a><\/p>\n

…but don’t call them elitists. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Everything is politics <\/a> <\/p>\n

ex-Mr. Mariah Carey has something to say <\/a><\/p>\n

Smoking a fat Cuban <\/a><\/p>\n

Defending the flag\/anthem = attacking black athletes <\/a> <\/p>\n

Go fast, turn left <\/a><\/p>\n

Window licking r’tards <\/a> <\/p>\n

What the F <\/a> <\/p>\n

The sound of one hand clapping <\/a> <\/p>\n

Brave high-school volleyball protests <\/a><\/p>\n

Charity now comes at a cost <\/a> <\/p>\n

Traitorous bitch, eh <\/a><\/p>\n

Teh sads <\/a> <\/p>\n

See, the police state isn’t so bad!<\/a> <\/p>\n

Jumping through hoops<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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