{"id":7489,"date":"2009-01-31T17:37:35","date_gmt":"2009-01-31T22:37:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=7489"},"modified":"2009-01-31T17:39:37","modified_gmt":"2009-01-31T22:39:37","slug":"the-promised-speedo-picture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=7489","title":{"rendered":"The promised Speedo picture"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In case you&#8217;re all wondering, it&#8217;s been so hot here in Panama I can barely stand it out of the pool. However, it rained today for about ten minutes and it put a damper on the whole day. I ran out of rum for about ten minutes and I had to fight traffic to get to the liquor store &#8211; so you see. it&#8217;s not all vacation here.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I promised tankerbabe a picture of me wearing a Speedo. I put it after the jump so as not to scare anyone;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/172407.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/172407.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"172407\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7490\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/172407.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/172407-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nTrust me, I&#8217;m wearing a Speedo. You didn&#8217;t really think I&#8217;d give TSO more ammo for his photo essay of my vacation, did you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case you&#8217;re all wondering, it&#8217;s been so hot here in Panama I can barely stand &hellip; <a title=\"The promised Speedo picture\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=7489\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The promised Speedo picture<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7489"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7489\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}