{"id":74674,"date":"2017-09-14T09:30:11","date_gmt":"2017-09-14T13:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=74674"},"modified":"2017-09-14T18:42:30","modified_gmt":"2017-09-14T22:42:30","slug":"74674","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=74674","title":{"rendered":"The Cheesiest War Ever &#8211; Update: Nork Missiles Fired"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-74308 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Annie-300x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Annie-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Annie-500x250.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Annie-600x300.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Annie.jpg 708w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>According to the article from Express.co.uk, Fatty Kim da T\u2019ird may be stomping his feet and threatening us with World War III because of his addiction to emmentaler Swiss cheese, which he seems to be importing by the ton.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.express.co.uk\/news\/world\/854107\/north-korea-news-attack-war-world-war-3-kim-jong-un-cheese\">http:\/\/www.express.co.uk\/news\/world\/854107\/north-korea-news-attack-war-world-war-3-kim-jong-un-cheese<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If, as the article indicates, he suffers from gout and is being treated with steroids for it, it can explain his increasingly aggressive and erratic behavior. But since he comes from a hereditary line of people who kill anyone who looks at them cross-eyed, the steroids may only be a part of it., aggravating what may be an inherited trait in the Kim family.<\/p>\n<p>Our own IDC_SARC may have a professional opinion on this gouty matter. My father had gout, and was taking something for it \u2013 don\u2019t know what it was \u2013 but he refused to stop his after-hours pounding down half a bottle of Jack Daniels at night.<\/p>\n<p>Ordinary North Koreans are living in desperate poverty, despite the PR photos to the contrary.\u00a0 The majority of them suffer from stunted growth due to lack of\u00a0 proper nutrition as children. The UN\u2019s Food and Agriculture Organization reported that 84 per cent of homes suffer from borderline poor or poor food consumption. The infant mortality rate is 33 per cent, per the World Food Program\u2019s report. \u00a0I&#8217;m not sure what &#8216;borderline poor nutrition&#8217; is, but I never thought I would say that North Koreans may be better off than Venezuelans.<\/p>\n<p>So Fatt Kim da T&#8217;ird\u2019s people are starving to death while he suffers from gout. \u00a0And ND:tBF waddles on, shaking his pudgy fists at the West, engaging in roid rages and threatening us all with annihilation. \u00a0So be it.<\/p>\n<p>However, there is some light in this darkness. In regard to a possible start to World War III by the cheesy little emmentaler slayer in Norkiland, the South yesterday tested one of its own missiles, which was right on target. \u00a0BOOM!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.express.co.uk\/news\/world\/853804\/World-War-3-South-Korea-tests-missiles-in-Seoul-against-North-Korea\">http:\/\/www.express.co.uk\/news\/world\/853804\/World-War-3-South-Korea-tests-missiles-in-Seoul-against-North-Korea<\/a><\/p>\n<p>It was on the news last night. I slept well when I saw that very successful and accurate bit of target practice.<\/p>\n<p>This is an update, from the evening news: North Korea fired at least one missile aimed eastward over Hokkaido Island, Japan&#8217;s northernmost island, at 7AM Japan time. \u00a0BBC has some info at the link: \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.com\/news\/world-asia-41275614\">http:\/\/www.bbc.com\/news\/world-asia-41275614<\/a><\/p>\n<p>An alert was sent out over cell phones to all Japanese citizens.<\/p>\n<p>There will be more to come.<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t seen anything from the USGovernment yet, but Pres. Trump and VP Pence are in Florida meeting with locals down there about storm damage.<\/p>\n<p>Keep your eyes and ears open.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to the article from Express.co.uk, Fatty Kim da T\u2019ird may be stomping his feet and &hellip; <a title=\"The Cheesiest War Ever &#8211; Update: Nork Missiles Fired\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=74674\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Cheesiest War Ever &#8211; Update: Nork Missiles Fired<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":653,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[214],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-north-korea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/653"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=74674"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74674\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=74674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=74674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=74674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}