{"id":74228,"date":"2017-08-26T07:30:43","date_gmt":"2017-08-26T11:30:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=74228"},"modified":"2017-08-26T06:23:19","modified_gmt":"2017-08-26T10:23:19","slug":"it-was-only-a-matter-of-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=74228","title":{"rendered":"Shoulda Seen This Coming"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The University of Southern California calls their athletic teams Trojans \u2013 after warriors from the ancient city in Asia Minor, not the other kind of Trojan. (smile)\u00a0 That\u2019s pretty much common knowledge.<\/p>\n<p>Traditionally, at home football games a sword-wielding Trojan warrior rides onto the field on a horse; that horse doubles as one of the USC athletic department\u2019s mascots.\u00a0 That too is relatively common knowledge.<\/p>\n<p>Well, it seems as if this has attracted the attention of the SJW crowd.\u00a0 And, predictably, they \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <del>are hell bent on proving to the rest of the world that they are <em>freaking morons<\/em><\/del>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <del>have their panties in a knot<\/del>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 are &#8220;not amused&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>You see, the horse ridden by that Trojan warrior at football games happens to be white.\u00a0 And the horse is named &#8220;Traveler&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>So, what\u2019s the problem?<\/p>\n<p>Well, Confederate General Robert E. Lee was white.\u00a0 And his horse was similarly named, too.<\/p>\n<p>There were some differences, though.\u00a0 Lee spelled his horse&#8217;s name differently (&#8220;Traveller&#8221;).\u00a0 Lee&#8217;s horse also was grey, not white.\u00a0 And the rider at USC games is wearing Bronze Age armor &#8211; not a Confederate uniform.<\/p>\n<p>But those differences apparently don&#8217;t matter.\u00a0 According to the SJW crowd at USC, the horse is clearly a symbol of \u201cwhite supremacy.\u201d\u00a0 So it must be renamed, pronto &#8211; or replaced!<\/p>\n<p>I really wish I was making this sh!t up.\u00a0 But, sadly . . . I\u2019m not.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sacbee.com\/sports\/college\/article168860427.html\"><i>The abject idiocy I&#8217;m describing here really happened.<\/i><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sheesh.\u00a0 What\u2019s next \u2013 a claim that typing paper is a&#8221;inherently racist&#8221; because it also happens to be white?<\/p>\n<p>GMAFB.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The University of Southern California calls their athletic teams Trojans \u2013 after warriors from the ancient &hellip; <a title=\"Shoulda Seen This Coming\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=74228\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Shoulda Seen This Coming<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,282],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-sjw-idiocy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=74228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=74228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=74228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=74228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}