{"id":73199,"date":"2017-07-05T11:30:27","date_gmt":"2017-07-05T15:30:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=73199"},"modified":"2017-07-05T08:43:42","modified_gmt":"2017-07-05T12:43:42","slug":"if-you-take-a-vacation-in-cancun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=73199","title":{"rendered":"If You&#8217;re Planning a Visit to Canc\u00fan . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>or elsewhere in the Caribbean, maybe you should find somewhere besides one of the local lagoons to take a leak. Apparently the local crocodiles <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/news\/3936944\/\"><em>sometimes take offense<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"article__content article__content--intro\">A CROCODILE bit the arm off a tourist as he took a WEE in a Mexican lagoon.<\/p>\n<p>The man, believed to be an American tourist, was relieving himself in the Nichupte Lagoon in Cancun, a tourist hotspot in the south-eastern Mexican state of Quintana Roo.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yes, a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">crocodile<\/span>.\u00a0 The Nichupte Lagoon is a known habitat for the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/American_crocodile\"><em>American crocodile<\/em><\/a> &#8211; and the Canc\u00fan region also is habitat for a second, smaller (but still dangerous) crocodile species:\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Morelet%27s_crocodile\"><em>Morolet&#8217;s crocodile<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>American crocodiles are found in most of the Caribbean &#8211; along with northeastern South America, most of the Pacific coast of Mexico other than Baja California, central America, and even parts of south Florida.\u00a0 Mature American crocodile males often range <em>between 13 and 18 feet<\/em> long; they prefer brackish or salt water, but can also live in fresh water. Morolet&#8217;s crocodiles can reach nearly 10 feet in length and are a freshwater species.<\/p>\n<p>The incident happened earlier this week.\u00a0 The man survived the attack, but is in critical condition. It\u2019s unknown at this point whether he\u2019ll survive.<\/p>\n<p>Per the linked article, this isn\u2019t the first crocodile attack in a Mexican seaside lagoon. An earlier attack damn near killed a guy from Texas.\u00a0 Attacks are rare, but happen periodically.<\/p>\n<p>Why this guy thought it would be a good idea to take a leak while (presumably) standing in or near water known to be a freaking crocodile habitat is beyond me.\u00a0 Then again, apparently some people <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/national\/man-mocked-alligator-fatal-attack-texas-bayou-article-1.2281325\"><em>ignore posted alligator warning signs<\/em><\/a>, too.<\/p>\n<p>Situation awareness, people.\u00a0 Conditions in other nations &#8211; and even in other parts of our own country &#8211; generally <u>ain\u2019t<\/u> exactly the same as \u201cback home\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>or elsewhere in the Caribbean, maybe you should find somewhere besides one of the local lagoons &hellip; <a title=\"If You&#8217;re Planning a Visit to Canc\u00fan . . .\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=73199\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">If You&#8217;re Planning a Visit to Canc\u00fan . . .<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=73199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73199\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=73199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=73199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=73199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}