{"id":73193,"date":"2017-07-04T11:30:53","date_gmt":"2017-07-04T15:30:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=73193"},"modified":"2017-07-04T10:09:22","modified_gmt":"2017-07-04T14:09:22","slug":"flori-duh-yet-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=73193","title":{"rendered":"Flori-Duh.  Yet Again."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Headline tells part of the story:<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.aol.com\/article\/news\/2017\/07\/03\/florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-self-in-penis\/23014316\/\"><em>Florida man sits on gun,<br \/>\nshoots self in penis<\/em><\/a><\/center>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, you read that right:\u00a0 the damn fool apparently tried to use a loaded pistol with a round in the chamber as a seat cushion, and ended up shooting himself in the dong.<\/p>\n<p>The part the headline doesn&#8217;t tell? He could be looking at doing time, too.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <del>this dumbass<\/del>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 the &#8220;fine individual&#8221; in question also has a substantial criminal record, including a previous conviction for cocaine possession.\u00a0 At last report local authorities were considering whether he should be charged with unlawful possession of a weapon.<\/p>\n<p>But on the bright side, here we could have an example of that rarest of individuals: a <i>living<\/i> Darwin Award recipient! (smile)<\/p>\n<p>Happy 4th, everyone.\u00a0 And happy 241st birthday, America.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Headline tells part of the story: Florida man sits on gun, shoots self in penis&nbsp; Yeah, &hellip; <a title=\"Flori-Duh.  Yet Again.\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=73193\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Flori-Duh.  Yet Again.<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,185,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-crime","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=73193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=73193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=73193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=73193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}