{"id":73096,"date":"2017-06-30T11:00:38","date_gmt":"2017-06-30T15:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=73096"},"modified":"2017-06-30T08:04:24","modified_gmt":"2017-06-30T12:04:24","slug":"the-answer-to-the-age-old-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=73096","title":{"rendered":"The Answer to Yet Another Age-Old Question"},"content":{"rendered":"

It\u2019s no secret that some men get monumentally stupid where sex is concerned.\u00a0 For decades, people have wondered, \u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n

Well, I\u2019ve finally figured that out.\u00a0 It\u2019s the Left\u2019s fault.<\/p>\n

The Left has foisted political correctness on our society.\u00a0 Previously, we spoke plainly \u2013 even if that offended someone.\u00a0 We used words that meant what, well, the words meant.<\/p>\n

If we were talking about a pointy-ended shovel, we called that tool by its proper name:\u00a0 a \u201cspade\u201d.\u00a0 \u00a0The word \u201cretarded\u201d meant someone whose mental development fell far behind their chronological age.\u00a0 A street criminal could be called a \u201cthug\u201d, and someone who was crippled was called a \u201ccripple\u201d – because that’s what they were<\/em>.<\/p>\n

People were expected to know the correct meaning of words.\u00a0 And if the truth hurt . . . tough.<\/p>\n

Political correctness has put an end to that.\u00a0 And it\u2019s had an unfortunate side effect on males.<\/p>\n

You see, political correctness demands the use of euphemisms for damn near anything that might possibly offend.\u00a0 And the chief spokesperson for the Left’s highly prolific and vocal Feminist Advisory Team<\/a><\/em> has made it abundantly clear that being male \u2013 and especially anything referencing the male genitalia \u2013 has been deemed to be \u201cmost offensive\u201d.<\/p>\n

As a result, men have been forced to come up with a near-infinite list of euphemistic references for the penis (oh, sorry, PC Police \u2013 you probably wanted me to say \u201cdetestable man-part\u201d) than you could shake\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0yer<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 a stick at.\u00a0 I won\u2019t bother to list them here; I don\u2019t have all day, and I wouldn\u2019t be able to list all of them in any reasonable amount of time anyway.<\/p>\n

Hell, the list of acceptable euphemisms even changes periodically.\u00a0 At one point, the term \u201cdork\u201d was an acceptable, if perhaps a bit crude, euphemism for the human male member.\u00a0 Now, per the PC Police, using that term is verboten<\/em> \u2013 because it might offend someone who was \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 clumsy<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 “coordination-challenged” or “socially awkward”.\u00a0 Geez.<\/p>\n

The result is predictable.\u00a0 When the subject turns to sex, it now takes 99+% of the capacity of the larger head just to search through the list and determine what \u201cacceptable, politically-correct mot du jure<\/em>\u201d must be used when talking about the second head on that particular day.\u00a0 Folks, that doesn\u2019t leave a helluva lot of mental capacity for either rational thought or impulse control.<\/p>\n

So, yeah – of course<\/span> men will sometimes act stupid when the subject is sex.\u00a0 It’s damned hard for anyone to be smart when virtually all of their mental capacity is occupied in simply determining what term for “ol’ Willie” is acceptable for use today.<\/p>\n

I mean, really \u2013 when you can\u2019t even call a \u201cspade\u201d a \u201cspade\u201d lest you offend someone . . . is there even a prayer that you can just call a \u201cdong\u201d a \u201cdong\u201d?<\/p>\n

As I said above:\u00a0 it\u2019s the Left\u2019s fault.<\/p>\n

That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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