{"id":73,"date":"2006-12-04T12:00:57","date_gmt":"2006-12-04T16:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/04\/jimmy-carter-plans-his-funeral\/"},"modified":"2007-06-20T09:18:50","modified_gmt":"2007-06-20T13:18:50","slug":"jimmy-carter-plans-his-funeral","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=73","title":{"rendered":"Jimmy Carter plans his funeral"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I guess <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/story\/0,2933,234123,00.html\" target=\"_blank\">Jimmuh was on CSPAN today<\/a> and discussed his preferences for how he wanted to be planted when his time comes. Personally,\u00c2\u00a0I hope there is a viewing in the rotunda scheduled for him when he expires (whenever he goes, it won&#8217;t be soon enough). I, for one plan to go. No Democrat has done more for the Conservative movement than Jimmy Carter.<\/p>\n<p>He demonstrated to the world how ineffectual government really is and how, when the chips are really down, nothing is better to cure this country&#8217;s ills than the American People themselves.<\/p>\n<p>With the Soviet Union marching across Afghanistan towards warm water ports, thousands of Cuban soldiers\u00c2\u00a0marching across Africa and thousands of Cuban refugees paddling across the Caribbean, Communist guerillas\u00c2\u00a0marching up the Central American peninsula, Soviet combat brigades stationed in Cuba &#8211; 90 miles from our coastline, OPEC holding\u00c2\u00a0American energy needs hostage, Islamofacists holding\u00c2\u00a0real \u00c2\u00a0Americans hostage, the top marginal tax rate at 70%, inflation creeping towards double-digits, unemployment reaching double-digits nothing was more comical than our President, wearing a cardigan telling us to turn down the thermostat, put on a sweater and stop complaining &#8211; the epitome of useless Federal government.<\/p>\n<p>Every Conservative should show up for Jimmy&#8217;s funeral. Who knows what could&#8217;ve happened if he\u00c2\u00a0had been\u00c2\u00a0the least bit electable in 1980. Thank you, Jimmy Carter. Hell, I&#8217;ll even give his eulogy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess Jimmuh was on CSPAN today and discussed his preferences for how he wanted to &hellip; <a title=\"Jimmy Carter plans his funeral\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=73\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Jimmy Carter plans his funeral<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jimmy-carter","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}