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Oh, I get it because he’s funny, right? <\/a><\/p>\n

Fake meetings with fake future in-laws <\/a><\/p>\n

Bloody shirt <\/a><\/p>\n

Kiss the ring <\/a><\/p>\n

Oh sweetie, it’s not just the establishment, it’s all of us <\/a> <\/p>\n

The Parties Switched In The 60’s – Bernie Edition <\/a><\/p>\n

…indite the ham sandwich. <\/a><\/p>\n

Failbama <\/a><\/p>\n

Newt should probably call his office once in a while<\/a> <\/p>\n

From the ‘hey, white guys are terrorists too’ file <\/a><\/p>\n

Mickey’s got a gun <\/a><\/p>\n

What does hope taste like? Can you pay bills with it? <\/a><\/p>\n

“No movement towards Sharia”? <\/a><\/p>\n

Only two? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Climate change bigotry <\/a><\/p>\n

Supply and demand <\/a><\/p>\n

Sherlock shrugged <\/a><\/p>\n

Fake rich friends always make fun of your POS car <\/a><\/p>\n

John McStrange <\/a><\/p>\n

Apparently it’s open season on black people in Florida <\/a><\/p>\n

Weep for the media <\/a><\/p>\n

Comey’s fault<\/a><\/p>\n

No, because I’m not gay or a woman <\/a> <\/p>\n

Swammy Biden tells your future! <\/a><\/p>\n

Except for that whole “Commander in Chief” thing… <\/a><\/p>\n

Suppressor…like asking for an ID to vote <\/a><\/p>\n

Burqa Bash 2017 <\/a><\/p>\n

Hashtag Warriors…so brave. <\/a><\/p>\n

What, like Jane Fonda workouts? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Might keep them up at night <\/a> <\/p>\n

Private Speedbump<\/a> <\/p>\n

Handing them the knife to slit your throat <\/a> <\/p>\n

Bikers don’t like Jar Jar Ossoff <\/a><\/p>\n

The rape of Mother Earth resumes <\/a> <\/p>\n

Blame Hillary <\/a> <\/p>\n

Close, but no cigar<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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