{"id":72355,"date":"2017-05-28T12:15:16","date_gmt":"2017-05-28T16:15:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=72355"},"modified":"2017-05-28T07:38:25","modified_gmt":"2017-05-28T11:38:25","slug":"why-is-there-no-mini-kim-cheese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=72355","title":{"rendered":"Why Is There No Mini Kim Cheese?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Not to spoil your morning coffee break or anything but NDtBF a\/k\/a Fatty Kim da T\u2019ird has gone and tested another missile, just to impress us that he means bidness.<\/p>\n

Per the article, with the most recent test launch by Mr. No-Dongatall, the G7 have agreed to increase sanctions against the real-world version of Duloc.\u00a0 Lord Sitsquaad the Squat is shown in a screen shot of a Nork newspaper in the linked article watching his latest missile, what appears to be a Hwasong-12 (Mars-12) strategic ballistic rocket, but could have been a Pukguksong or a Pukkuksong. I can\u2019t keep their music titles straight any more.<\/p>\n

Note that General Ri and other nukey-birds are present in most of those photos with The Glorious Leader & Cheesesampler Supreme. The Nork Nukers are the three men believed to be the top officials in the country’s rapidly accelerating missile program. They are Ri Pyong Chol, a former top air force general; Kim Jong Sik, a veteran rocket scientist; and Jang Chang Ha, the head of the Academy of National Defence Science, a weapons development and procurement center.<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.express.co.uk\/news\/world\/810236\/north-korea-latest-news-live-donald-trump-kim-jong-un-usa-missile-nuclear-war<\/a><\/p>\n

Japan\u2019s Prime Minister Abe is taking it seriously. \u00a0At the G7 Summit held in Sicily this past week, he said that the threat has reached a new stage. He has a bit more to worry about than we do, since most of those missiles have been aimed\u00a0across the Sea of Japan, right\u00a0at Japan, specifically at Honshu Island, which suffered massive, devastating damage from the quake and horrendous tidal wave in March 2011. The US sent Japan a THAAD system a few weeks ago. China objected to it, but from the most recent reports I\u2019ve seen, China is getting fed up with its squatty neighbor to the south.<\/p>\n

Last week, I reported that the Nork government (meaning NDtBF) had started a ferry service to Vladivostok, which followed on the heels of news that a shipment of tracked armored vehicles and artillery had been transported to Vladivostok. No coincidence there. None at all. Nope.<\/p>\n

On our side of the fence, USS Nimitz will be joining USS Ronald Regan and USS Carl Vinson, now at station near the Korean peninsula. I gather from the Express\/UK article that this will be a live fire exercise opportunity to test our ability to shoot down an ICBM. \u00a0That should upset Norkiland’s wine and cheese cart a little bit.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve said this before: I may point and giggle, but when a nutball makes poisonous toys and throws them at his neighbors, I still take it seriously. If he shows up in my neighborhood, I’m getting out the fly swatter and hornet spray.<\/p>\n

Stay tuned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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