While all of the liberal media and, unfortunately, most of the conservative media as well, have their knickers in a real twist because the Republican candidate in a special congressional election in Montana decisively knocked a mouthy Brit reporter on his ass for the sin of being a mouthy reporter. As FOX News is at this moment reporting, all the media brouhaha will likely amount to nothing for the simple reason that in Montana knocking a mouthy Brit reporter on his ass is likely considered to be an act of patriotic public service right up there with Custer fighting the surrounding hordes of savages with hand to hand upon expending the very last round of his ammo. <\/p>\n
My thinking is that maybe aspiring conservative congressman, Greg Gianforte has set a new level of proving conservative bonafides that all Republican candidates will henceforth be required to satisfy: To convince your voting public that you really, truly feel their pent-up anger at all these bat-sh*t crazy liberals and their oh so cozily supportive media, you just gotta let it go, Bud, and smack one of those suckers hard enough to put him down for the count. And this is important, really important: Don\u2019t apologize. Look straight into those cameras and say calmly, \u201cI was merely acting on behalf of my constituents.\u201d And then, if you\u2019re really smart, you will say, \u201cAnd my campaign coffers could really use some contributions to continue this sort of representation of my constituents\u2019 wishes. Then just sit back and watch the money roll in.<\/p>\n
Right now I\u2019m mentally picturing my Airborne Ranger, Combat Infantryman Senator, Tom Cotton, knocking some smug, liberal media moron flat on his smarmy ass and contemplating how big of a check I\u2019ll be writing. Note to Cotton: the snottier the target, the bigger my check. Make it Chris Matthews and I\u2019ll probably have to take out a second mortgage to cover it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"