{"id":72145,"date":"2017-05-18T09:30:20","date_gmt":"2017-05-18T13:30:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=72145"},"modified":"2017-05-18T08:43:55","modified_gmt":"2017-05-18T12:43:55","slug":"and-this-just-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=72145","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;and This Just In"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-71721\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Norks-live-fire2-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Norks-live-fire2-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Norks-live-fire2-768x431.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Norks-live-fire2-500x281.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Norks-live-fire2.jpg 780w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It seems that Fatty Kim da T\u2019ird, a\/k\/a NDtBF, is getting more and more annoyed that we aren\u2019t paying enough attention to him.<\/p>\n<p>First, he sends a butthurt letter to Congress complaining about it.<\/p>\n<p>Now he\u2019s got Seattle, WA, upset.\u00a0 As you know already, Seattle is the home of Microsoft, Amazon and Boeing (which is considering moving everything to Illinois).\u00a0 But because the Cold War ended before some of you were born, Seattle is also the babysitter for 1,300 nuclear warheads, per this AOL article. I\u2019m trying to remember if there was a SAC base there in the long ago, when I lived 10 miles from a Soviet ICBM target city.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.aol.com\/article\/news\/2017\/05\/17\/seattle-prepares-nuclear-attack-north-korea\/22096104\/\">https:\/\/www.aol.com\/article\/news\/2017\/05\/17\/seattle-prepares-nuclear-attack-north-korea\/22096104\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Washington State has a law that prevents planning for a nuclear attack. You can plan for evacuation, but in this day and age, do we really need it? However, despite its inland location, Seattle considers itself to be a prime target for the Cheeseslayer\u2019s nuclear missiles (which haven\u2019t worked so far), and there is legislation on the books to change the \u2018no planning\u2019 law to \u2018plan for\u2019, because one state legislator says it\u2019s \u2018silly\u2019 to not plan for it.<\/p>\n<p>Note that, according to this Express\/UK article, down the page, the Chubster fired off another ballistic missile on Sunday. Per his own announcement, it\u2019s capable of carrying a nuclear warhead.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.express.co.uk\/news\/world\/805758\/North-Korea-USA-live-latest-news-updates-Kim-Jong-un-missile-test-Donald-Trump-war\">http:\/\/www.express.co.uk\/news\/world\/805758\/North-Korea-USA-live-latest-news-updates-Kim-Jong-un-missile-test-Donald-Trump-war<\/a><\/p>\n<p>China has also entered into this boiling turmoil by lodging complaints against the US in regard to penalties on Chinese and Iranian figures. The fact that \u2018figures\u2019 is not defined could mean anything.<\/p>\n<p>Since we\u2019re doing business with China on a large scale, this needs to be addressed. It\u2019s more important than two scoops of ice cream, isn\u2019t it? Oh, sorry \u2013 I forgot that <em>our<\/em> media report on nothing and make a mountain out of a dimple in a sandbox.<\/p>\n<p>My concern is that Kim Nodong-at-all is getting his shorts in a bunch over the lack of attention from the US, specifically. There is some suspicion that Norkiland was behind the WannaCry ransomware attack last week. The NYT has an article discussing the possibility that Norkiland was involved in the cyberhacking through sleeper cells. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2017\/05\/16\/world\/asia\/north-korea-cyber-sleeper-cells-ransomware.html?_r=0\">https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2017\/05\/16\/world\/asia\/north-korea-cyber-sleeper-cells-ransomware.html?_r=0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, Norkiland launched a ferry service to Vladivostok, to try to develop economic cooperation between Russia and the Norks.<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s a good timeline of Nork-related activities listed in the Express\/UK article, events which are not being reported in most of the US media outlets, <em>to their shame<\/em>. It appears that how much ice cream one person gets, or what kind of salad dressing, is more important than events underway in the real world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems that Fatty Kim da T\u2019ird, a\/k\/a NDtBF, is getting more and more annoyed that &hellip; <a title=\"&#8230;and This Just In\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=72145\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8230;and This Just In<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":653,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[214],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-north-korea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/653"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=72145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=72145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=72145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=72145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}