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If you have time to read all of this, you probably have too much time on your hands. But if you need a good laugh, have at it.<\/p>\n
First of all, Fatty Kim da T\u2019ird, aka NDtBF, wants the US to turn over all would-be assassins who have plans to bump him off.<\/p>\n
https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/news\/worldviews\/wp\/2017\/05\/11\/north-korea-demands-that-the-u-s-hand-over-would-be-assassins-of-kim-jong-un\/?utm_term=.98883d21b791<\/a><\/p>\n Fatboy the Cheeseslayer has decided, in his wisdom, that the CIA and South Korea\u2019s NIS want to poison him. Well, okay, but that was supposed to happen in 2014 and he\u2019s still here, so either he\u2019s having another episode of paranoid delusions, or he just isn\u2019t getting enough attention from us lately. Since there were no specifics offered, and the potential assassin was ID\u2019d only by his last name, which happens to be Kim, maybe the BF was frightened by his own image in the mirror. Or maybe it talked back to him.<\/p>\n Moving on, when Qian Qichen, China’s long-time ambassador to Norkiland, died on Tuesday at the age of 89, it ended a very long chapter in China\u2019s diplomatic relations with the hermit kingdom and other countries. In 1992, Qian gave Norkiland, then under Kim Il-Sung (Daddy Kim) the bad news that China was establishing diplomatic relations with South Korea.<\/p>\n http:\/\/www.scmp.com\/news\/china\/diplomacy-defence\/article\/2094007\/when-late-diplomat-qian-qichen-had-give-north-koreas<\/a><\/p>\n Considering that subsequent to that, the North fired rockets at that island during a joint war games exercise between the US military and South Korea, it must have been annoying to realize that the non-productive North, with a political system that simply sucks dry the only country that will deal with it at all was being put on the back burner in favor of a country (South Korea) or countries (e.g., the USA) \u00a0that could provide relatively lucrative trade agreements and help bump up the Chinese economy. Pyongyang saw the move as a betrayal, despite Qian\u2019s assurances that relations would remain the same.<\/p>\n And finally, Fatty Kim da T\u2019ird has warned that hundreds of millions of us in the US of A will die if he can\u2019t have his way.<\/p>\n