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Ol’ Poe has asked Jonn to post this video to remind all of us how completely helpless we are when it comes to competing for women with those select few among us who have somehow slipped the surly bonds of earth to become the surly chick magnets that every single one of them believes himself to be. <\/p>\n

Of course, the proper sunglasses selection is essential.<\/p>\n

Firefighters among us are to be forgiven for murderous thoughts and truly nasty comments.<\/p>\n

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