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Someone did their research on this Cyril Pelkey<\/a> fellow, who, during a conversation on Face book made cryptic references to his military experience;<\/p>\n

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When asked which branch of service employs him, his response is “Them all”. Apparently he’s such a secret weapon that the government hides him in the bowels of the Walmart system where our enemies would never find him.<\/p>\n

But, the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines all responded “Who?”<\/p>\n

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