{"id":71406,"date":"2017-04-11T09:15:54","date_gmt":"2017-04-11T13:15:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=71406"},"modified":"2017-04-11T08:52:21","modified_gmt":"2017-04-11T12:52:21","slug":"in-todays-news-from-norkiland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=71406","title":{"rendered":"In today&#8217;s news from Norkiland&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Following up on yesterday&#8217;s news about the USS Carl Vinson strike force being redirected to the Korean peninsula, the news this morning may or may not be grim.<\/p>\n<p>Kim Jong-un is upset that the USNavy is paying a visit to his neighbors to the South. It is \u2018outrageous, an act of aggression, etc., etc., etc.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s inviting all the bigwigs available to come for an April parade and another nuke blow demo (his 6<sup>th<\/sup>!) to show us that by golly, he\u2019s ready for us! \u00a0He will definitely impress them with his plywood and cardboard missiles on trucks.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, Norkish coal ships are being turned back by China, which means he won\u2019t get any money from that resource. Syria is, of course, encouraging him because he\u2019s probably Bassad\u2019s biggest source of nuclear possibilities and encouragement.<\/p>\n<p>All the provincial officials are gathering for the proposed parade in Pyongyang, as well as the next nuke test from Punggye-ri.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnbc.com\/2017\/04\/11\/north-korea-calls-us-aircraft-carrier-dispatch-outrageous.html\">http:\/\/www.cnbc.com\/2017\/04\/11\/north-korea-calls-us-aircraft-carrier-dispatch-outrageous.html<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Aside from that, if he\u2019s planning another test, it will register on seismic networks set up to detect such things. When\/if it happens, the USGS will report it to the media, and the magnitude will afford enough information to determine the approximate yield of the test.\u00a0 Remember, his \u00a02nd and last test last year had a yield of 20 to 30 kilotons, two to three times the yield of the Hiroshima\/Nagasaki bombs.<\/p>\n<p>I may make jokes about him, but I still take the fat bastard seriously.\u00a0 He still doesn\u2019t get that no one wants to invade his domain or open the flood gates to the starving North.<\/p>\n<p>So, we still have anti-missile missiles, right?\u00a0 Does he still have any working fighter jets?<\/p>\n<p>And the real question is, of course, this: what if he held a war and nobody came?<\/p>\n<p>Someone has a fanboy page of pics of Fatty Kim da T&#8217;ird looking at things such as food and an empty soccer field.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kimjongunlookingatthings.com\/\">\u00a0http:\/\/kimjongunlookingatthings.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Apparently, he likes crispy fried chicken.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Following up on yesterday&#8217;s news about the USS Carl Vinson strike force being redirected to the &hellip; <a title=\"In today&#8217;s news from Norkiland&#8230;.\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=71406\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">In today&#8217;s news from Norkiland&#8230;.<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":653,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[214],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-north-korea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/653"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=71406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=71406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=71406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=71406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}