{"id":70912,"date":"2017-03-18T07:30:01","date_gmt":"2017-03-18T11:30:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=70912"},"modified":"2017-03-18T21:53:03","modified_gmt":"2017-03-19T01:53:03","slug":"yo-ho-ho-and-a-bottle-of-dumb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=70912","title":{"rendered":"Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of . . . Dumb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been busy lately, so this article was a bit delayed.<\/p>\n<p>Seems as if a certain \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 <del>dipstick jerk<\/del> \u00a0 \u00a0 \u201cfine fellow\u201d (or perhaps a group of <strong><u>D<\/u><\/strong>andy <strong><u>R<\/u><\/strong>emarkable <strong><u>G<\/u><\/strong>uys) is at it again.\u00a0 My friend Birdie tells me that I\u2019ve been \u201cfound\u201d &#8211; again.<\/p>\n<p>This time, I\u2019m once again SF.\u00a0 But this time, I\u2019m apparently a member of the 20th Special Forces Group.\u00a0 Or maybe I\u2019m a <em>former<\/em> member of 20th SFGA; Dingus WetPeaBrain (and\/or his cronies, if he had any) wasn\u2019t exactly clear on that point this time around.<\/p>\n<p>(sigh)\u00a0 And once again . . . Doofus Maximus \u00ad\u00adof the Skydiving Clown Kind and\/or his cohorts, if any, are out to lunch.\u00a0 As usual.\u00a0 You\u2019d think they\u2019d learn a lesson after being wrong <strong><em>at least 15 times previously<\/em><\/strong>, but I guess not.<\/p>\n<p>The guy they\u2019ve wrongly identified as me this time around doesn\u2019t need the grief, so I\u2019m not going to publish his name or photo here.\u00a0 Suffice it to say that I\u2019ve never been assigned to 20th SFGA \u2013 so this new guy being me is a \u201cNO GO\u201d from square one.<\/p>\n<p>But hey, at least they\u2019ve been pretty consistently identifying me as an <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Army<\/span> BAMF lately.\u00a0 I\u2019m no longer being misidentified as a Navy SEAL or Diver.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n<p>OK, recap time.\u00a0 As I noted above, this is now at least the <em>sixteenth damn time<\/em> that Blunder ChickenChoker and\/or his friends have erroneously identified someone else as being me.\u00a0 The true total is probably higher; I&#8217;ve doubtless missed one or two of their bogus \u201cidentifications\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>This time around, I\u2019m allegedly a current or former SF SNCO.\u00a0 The two times before this, supposedly I\u2019ve been a current or former SF NCO and a serving Engineer 1SG (see <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=68987\">here<\/a><\/em> and <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=68657\">here<\/a><\/em>).<\/p>\n<p>Prior to that, I\u2019ve been misidentified as both a retired SF Major and SGM; a serving Army officer; a retired law professor who served in the Army during the Eisenhower administration; a <em>bona fide<\/em> war hero with multiple high decorations for valor whose name I&#8217;m keeping private; 4 different Navy SEALs; a Navy diver; a deceased Army GO; a different longtime commenter at TAH; and a guy who occasionally writes a sports column for a newspaper in the Midwest.<\/p>\n<p>If you want to read the details, follow the second link above \u2013 and continue following links.\u00a0 I\u2019m not going to take the time to link each previous article individually; there are just too damn many of them now.<\/p>\n<p>Sheesh.\u00a0 I guess dumbasses gonna continue being dumbasses regardless.\u00a0 But you\u2019d think that they\u2019d <u>eventually<\/u> learn.<\/p>\n<p>Give it up, Dorkus WitLessOne.\u00a0 You should be worrying about getting the help you obviously need instead of worrying about who I am.\u00a0 Otherwise, I&#8217;m guessing <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4\"><em>this could end up your theme song<\/em><\/a> someday.<\/p>\n<p>But if you &#8211; and any of your cronies &#8211; want to continue, just remember:\u00a0 one of the best things about the First Amendment is that it helps us identify morons easily.\u00a0 <em>(Hat tip to longtime TAH commenter Bobo for the original version of that sentiment.)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been busy lately, so this article was a bit delayed. 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