{"id":70687,"date":"2017-03-06T08:00:36","date_gmt":"2017-03-06T13:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=70687"},"modified":"2017-03-06T06:43:00","modified_gmt":"2017-03-06T11:43:00","slug":"can-we-go-back-to-high-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=70687","title":{"rendered":"Can we go back to high school?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here we go again with another high school teacher headed for the slammer for polishing some young stud\u2019s hammer. From Daily Caller<\/a>:<\/p>\n

A 39-year-old female high school teacher in Connecticut busted for providing a 17-year-old male student with oral sex and sending suggestive texts to a 15-year-old student has been sentenced to 3 years in prison.<\/p>\n

The teacher, Allison Marchese, taught English at Daniel Hand High School in the genteel coastal suburb of Madison, Connecticut when she was arrested back in 2015.<\/p>\n

Marchese, who was 37 at the time, provided oral sex to the 17-year-old male student, according to court records obtained contemporaneously by New Haven ABC affiliate WTNH<\/a>.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Get that word provided<\/em>. Like it was a home delivery service except the report goes on to reveal that this cougar of an English teacher was doing the dirty in the classroom during the school day. Don\u2019t know about you but Ol\u2019 Poe thinks that beats all hell outta study hall, even a mixed-gender gym class, for cryin\u2019 out loud. <\/p>\n

Maybe we need to establish a veterans\u2019 classroom monitoring service where we can place veteran volunteers on site willing to be provided<\/em> oral sex by horny cougar teachers during the school day. Or any other time that happens to be convenient for the cougars. I mean us old vets are flaccid, I mean flexible, flexible<\/em>–know what I mean? But we swear to be rigidly determined to stand up to our duty to protect our callow youth.<\/p>\n

At first I thought Jonn might not post this \u2018cause if all of us are in those classrooms being provided<\/em> oral sex by horny cougar schoolteachers it might cause a major drop-off in readership and comments here at TAH; but then I said, \u201cNah,\u201d realizing that everybody would be on here constantly bragging about how their cougar schoolmarm was the hottest hot lips ever, so no problem.<\/p>\n

Think maybe Poe\u2019s on to something here? Volunteers? Anybody?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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