{"id":70323,"date":"2017-02-14T08:15:16","date_gmt":"2017-02-14T13:15:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=70323"},"modified":"2017-02-14T07:56:18","modified_gmt":"2017-02-14T12:56:18","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-257","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=70323","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Proving your bonafides using your kids<\/a> <\/p>\n

It’s the Russian mob, I tell ya! <\/a><\/p>\n

They honestly view themselves this way <\/a><\/p>\n

Good luck with that shit <\/a><\/p>\n

Oh FFS….really? <\/a><\/p>\n

The revolution will be televised <\/a><\/p>\n

Hunters for dirty air <\/a> <\/p>\n

Blah blah blah…bullshit <\/a><\/p>\n

Tough job. Someone has to lie about it. <\/a><\/p>\n

Can’t you paint with all the colors of the wind? <\/a><\/p>\n

She seems nice. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Invest in aluminum foil futures <\/a> <\/p>\n

What part of ‘illegal’ don’t you understand?<\/a> <\/p>\n

1st world high-school problems<\/a> <\/p>\n

Meh. I give is a 4 on creativity. Try harder. <\/a><\/p>\n

Have you come to terms with his reprehensible actions?<\/a><\/p>\n

Define “treason” <\/a><\/p>\n

Money doesn’t grow on trees, DUmbass <\/a> <\/p>\n

In other words, Hitler? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Why Trump Won; Volume Eleventy-Bajillion<\/a><\/p>\n

Off to a blazing Fraken start<\/a><\/p>\n

It’s like writing to your imaginary friends<\/a> <\/p>\n

Waxing poetic over “playing dirty” <\/a><\/p>\n

DUer’s discover actual facts…insanity ensues. Because racist.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Polls showed Hillary winning…yeah. How’d that work out.<\/a><\/p>\n

Is ketchup still a vegetable? <\/a><\/p>\n

Evil Empire<\/a><\/p>\n

Mother Tucker <\/a><\/p>\n

I’ll make my own damn sandwich, thanks. <\/a> <\/p>\n

…and yet it still sucks ass. <\/a><\/p>\n

If this doesn’t peg your irony meter, noting will. <\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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