{"id":70185,"date":"2017-02-08T08:02:53","date_gmt":"2017-02-08T13:02:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=70185"},"modified":"2022-01-13T20:34:53","modified_gmt":"2022-01-14T01:34:53","slug":"john-david-guess-phony-as-they-come","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=70185","title":{"rendered":"John David Guess; Phony as they come"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/unnamed-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-70187\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/unnamed-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"364\" height=\"459\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/unnamed-1.jpg 364w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/unnamed-1-238x300.jpg 238w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/unnamed-1-264x333.jpg 264w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 364px) 100vw, 364px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Someone sent us John &#8220;David&#8221; Guess who likes to dress up as a Colonel of United States Marines. \u00a0I thought about going through that ribbon salad and trying to figure out what the hell all that is but you people will probably figure out what they are. \u00a0Honestly, there are some awards in there I have never seen before.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/unnamed.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-70188\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/unnamed.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"371\" height=\"459\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/unnamed.jpg 621w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/unnamed-243x300.jpg 243w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/unnamed-269x333.jpg 269w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 371px) 100vw, 371px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I should offer some kind of reward for the first person that can name every award there. \u00a0The short list of what is not there includes the MOH and the Brevet Medal. \u00a0Obviously, his picture seems a bit odd so we decided to order his records.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/guess1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-70189\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/guess1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"417\" height=\"542\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/guess1.png 582w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/guess1-231x300.png 231w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/guess1-256x333.png 256w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 417px) 100vw, 417px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/guess2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-70190\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/guess2.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"408\" height=\"319\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/guess2.png 525w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/guess2-300x234.png 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/guess2-426x333.png 426w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 408px) 100vw, 408px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My guess about Guess is more than just a guess, it turns out he tried to become an Engineer of some sort and the Corps decided he was better suited to be a grunt. \u00a0It appears he was transferred to the Reserves after less than 6 months of active duty. \u00a0He was discharged as a Corporal.<\/p>\n<p>So it turns out he is kinda like a Colonel except its spelled Corporal and he doesn&#8217;t have all the ribbons and badges. \u00a0He does have something called an ORCR and I will give extra points \u00a0to whomever figures that out. Nothing screams legit more than some high speed Neo shades and a goofy watch band.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I almost forgot to mention his recent promotion. \u00a0During our investigation we found that he is now putting &#8220;Gen Guess&#8221; down as part of his return address. \u00a0Everyone knows Colonels all get bumped to General after they retire. \u00a0 Sometimes I really miss the days when I could pontificate in\u00a0comment section&#8230;yes, pontificate describes it perfectly.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone sent us John &#8220;David&#8221; Guess who likes to dress up as a Colonel of United &hellip; <a title=\"John David Guess; Phony as they come\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=70185\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">John David Guess; Phony as they come<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":667,"featured_media":70187,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-marine-corps"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/667"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=70185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70185\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/70187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=70185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=70185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=70185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}