{"id":70106,"date":"2017-02-04T10:28:49","date_gmt":"2017-02-04T15:28:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=70106"},"modified":"2017-02-04T10:30:20","modified_gmt":"2017-02-04T15:30:20","slug":"iran-speaks-up-offers-roaring-missiles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=70106","title":{"rendered":"Iran Speaks Up, Offers &#8216;Roaring missiles&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Iran, through the Revolutionary Guard, is letting us know that they\u00a0are\u00a0vowing all sorts of nasty threats and blustering and stuff, like \u2018roaring missiles\u2019, just in case Pres. Trump tries to threaten them or enact sanctions.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know why their ayatollah isn&#8217;t issuing the statement. Maybe he has a cold.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/us-iran-usa-military-idUSKBN15J0BM\">http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/us-iran-usa-military-idUSKBN15J0BM<\/a><\/p>\n<p>So if they&#8217;ll just give us some notice, we can move those antimissile missiles left over from Kuwait\/Gulf War into place and whack &#8217;em, or something. \u00a0 Do we still have any of those? Never mind.<\/p>\n<p>Since Iran has not yet, to my knowledge, engaged in any kind of nuclear test, surface or underground, it seems a bit disingenuous on their part to issue a statement like that. \u00a0An underground nuke test will set seismometers chattering and the USGS would report it, just as they do with Norkiland when Fatty Kim da T&#8217;ird gets jiggy. \u00a0There&#8217;s also a seismic center in Europe that reports all subsurface movements and they will certainly pick up anything exceptional in Iran.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Roaring missiles&#8217;? Okay. \u00a0We can send Madonna and Ashley Judd over there. \u00a0That ought to solve\u00a0the problem.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, I&#8217;m out of missile pictures.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iran, through the Revolutionary Guard, is letting us know that they\u00a0are\u00a0vowing all sorts of nasty threats &hellip; <a title=\"Iran Speaks Up, Offers &#8216;Roaring missiles&#8217;\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=70106\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Iran Speaks Up, Offers &#8216;Roaring missiles&#8217;<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":653,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foreign-policy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/653"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=70106"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70106\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=70106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=70106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=70106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}