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I am SO-O-O-O stealing Dave Hardin’s redneck dreamcatcher. I have one of my own to cook up. \u00a0I’d love to do some global warming voodoo and drop about three feet of snow and sub-zero temperatures on Berserkley in the middle of a protest.<\/p>\n

What? A girl can dream can’t she?<\/p>\n

Remember: no spitting, no punching, no eye-gouging. \u00a0Get your homework done, hug your kids\/grandkids, and tell your bestie “Can’t do without you.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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