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$\"\"$ <\/p>\n

Good morning. \u00a0I’m going to keep a daily open thread going until the Platoon Sergeant gets back from his idyllic vacay with cigars and rum on a\u00a0beach somewhere in the South Pacific. \u00a0This is mostly to keep the thread from getting lost in traffic,\u00a0and also to add updates when possible. \u00a0Have some fun. \u00a0It is gray and trying to rain here in my kingdom and Miss Punkin Squawkypants has discovered that counter surfing results in getting a quick spritz from the spray bottle.<\/p>\n

Just remember: no knife fights. Hands in sight at all times. If you’re gonna have a throwdown, show your colors first or I’ll sic the squirrels on you.<\/p>\n

UPDATE: \u00a0Covert operatives from TAH have infiltrated a health care facility somewhere in MD.\u00a0 Surveillance late this morning shows a patient still masked but resting and responding to treatment.\u00a0 Squirrel team 3 is in place to disable the land line if it continues to ring.\u00a0 \u00a0Nurses will say anything for some Godiva chocolate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"