{"id":69556,"date":"2016-12-25T08:00:06","date_gmt":"2016-12-25T13:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=69556"},"modified":"2016-12-24T15:52:07","modified_gmt":"2016-12-24T20:52:07","slug":"perfect-stocking-stuffer-for-libs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=69556","title":{"rendered":"Perfect stocking stuffer for libs"},"content":{"rendered":"

All of you here at TAH likely have younger family members who were caught up in the swamp fevered idea of electing the nation\u2019s first woman president and are now totally crushed because they had such a horrible candidate who failed so badly just because of those nasty Russians. They are hurting ever so much; tender psyches are twisted into aching knots because these precious snowflakes didn\u2019t even get a participation trophy in spite of their blind support for America\u2019s first presidential candidate to be under an active federal criminal investigation during the campaign.<\/p>\n

But fear not faithful readers because Santa has sent ol\u2019 Poe a last minute email suggesting the absolutely perfect stocking stuffer for our little butt-hurt darlings:<\/p>\n

\"Butt<\/a><\/p>\n

Santa is guaranteeing overnight delivery to any special snowflake you wish to offer some relief. C\u2019mon, haul out those wallets and send those sweeties some serious salve-ation in the spirit of the season. (See what ol\u2019 Poe did there?) And yes, according to Santa, it is available in case lots, packaged 144 tins to a case, for those serious buyers like W2, who has previously expressed a sincere concern for folks who are butt-hurt.<\/p>\n

Ol\u2019 Poe wants to take this opportunity to thank all of you who have put up with his rants for another year and to wish you a Merry Christmas. (Can we say that again, Jonn?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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