{"id":69260,"date":"2016-12-06T08:00:24","date_gmt":"2016-12-06T13:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=69260"},"modified":"2016-12-06T06:52:33","modified_gmt":"2016-12-06T11:52:33","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-252","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=69260","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Puncharoo!!<\/a> <\/p>\n

Chinese takeout<\/a> <\/p>\n

That’s not how this works, DUmbass<\/a> <\/p>\n

When the moon hits your eye… <\/a><\/p>\n

ALT-RIGHT\/CTRL-LEFT <\/a><\/p>\n

The Nancy Project <\/a><\/p>\n

Disenfranchising hundreds of dead Detroit voters<\/a> <\/p>\n

Inditing Bret <\/a><\/p>\n

Waiting to hear about if he’d want a whorehouse next door.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Who’s packing the sandwiches? <\/a><\/p>\n

Unfunny despite the accent <\/a> <\/p>\n

Looking forward to 2020? Think again. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Seeking that lucrative DU endorsement <\/a><\/p>\n

Generation Snowflake to the rescue! <\/a><\/p>\n

Negative, Ghostrider…<\/a> <\/p>\n

Then this happened… <\/a><\/p>\n

Feeling less secure are we? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Skeer’d <\/a><\/p>\n

Not to be outdone by Florida Man… <\/a><\/p>\n

Old White Dudes Drinking Coffee Ruin Everything <\/a><\/p>\n

Cult of Barry <\/a><\/p>\n

Cult of Bernie <\/a><\/p>\n

All your expanding base are belong to us <\/a><\/p>\n

As lost as a fart in a hurricane <\/a><\/p>\n

TL:DR = (sad trombone)<\/a> <\/p>\n

Ah…to be young and know everything. Such a burden. <\/a><\/p>\n

Elitist shitbags hate “small-town” Americans <\/a><\/p>\n

Good thing they aren’t a bunch of drama queens <\/a><\/p>\n

Recounts by Chad <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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