{"id":6890,"date":"2009-01-08T12:36:26","date_gmt":"2009-01-08T17:36:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=6890"},"modified":"2009-01-08T12:57:27","modified_gmt":"2009-01-08T17:57:27","slug":"deconstructing-a-dipshite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=6890","title":{"rendered":"Deconstructing a Dipshite"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, we have a new friend. He can&#8217;t shoot an azimuth, cries a lot, and doesn&#8217;t know that an NCO&#8217;s job is to stop troops from stealing gold coins. But, he is a prolific writer, as you may have noted from the gazillion comments he has thrown down today.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I decided that since Gilligan clearly wanted attention, I would let fellow Milblog of the Year finalist , <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blackfive.net\/main\/2009\/01\/call-for-fire-.html\" target=\"_blank\">Blackfive<\/a>, (and theoretically thus our adversaries) the opportunity to take him out. I&#8217;m just kinda busy. As irony would have it, Gilligan and I were in A-stan at the same time. While he cries about his service, I appreciated both what I did, and the country that allowed me to do it. Anyway, he was an engineer who called in fire support from &#8220;Hueys&#8221;, while I was just a lowly infantryman earning my way in this crazy world. However, to counterbalance his experience as a tunnel rat, and weeping over weapons caches blowed up (it is not pronounced Cash-ay James), I give you our weapons cache destruction, voice supplied by <a href=\"http:\/\/3-116thsniper.blogspot.com\/\">Sniper<\/a>, and a humanitarian mission we ran.<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/eljmzq6lxIw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/eljmzq6lxIw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/nZeL5glqZYY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/nZeL5glqZYY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, we have a new friend. He can&#8217;t shoot an azimuth, cries a lot, and doesn&#8217;t &hellip; <a title=\"Deconstructing a Dipshite\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=6890\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Deconstructing a Dipshite<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6890"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6890\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}