{"id":68747,"date":"2016-11-03T11:45:05","date_gmt":"2016-11-03T15:45:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=68747"},"modified":"2016-11-03T11:52:45","modified_gmt":"2016-11-03T15:52:45","slug":"shocking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=68747","title":{"rendered":"Shocking."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Provided without comment &#8211; except to say that it doesn&#8217;t seem to be anyone we &#8220;know and love&#8221;.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.palmbeachpost.com\/news\/crime--law\/police-naked-man-drove-boynton-with-wires-attached-groin-area\/t5mPcwDk6m3Fg3Mm4L4N9L\/\"><b><i>Police: Naked man drove in Boynton with wires attached to groin-area<\/i><\/b><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>No word if the &#8220;fine fellow&#8221; was humming <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=RPTk5poAa1c\"><i>this tune<\/i><\/a> while driving around wired. (smile) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Provided without comment &#8211; except to say that it doesn&#8217;t seem to be anyone we &#8220;know &hellip; <a title=\"Shocking.\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=68747\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Shocking.<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,236,271],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-wtf","category-ygbsm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68747","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68747"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68747\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}