{"id":6854,"date":"2009-01-06T15:02:18","date_gmt":"2009-01-06T20:02:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=6854"},"modified":"2009-01-06T15:02:18","modified_gmt":"2009-01-06T20:02:18","slug":"vote-for-tah-we-put-the-rage-in-average","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=6854","title":{"rendered":"Vote for TAH: We put the “rage” in average!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Look, we aren’t going to win. <\/a> We aren’t going to take second.\u00a0 Unless Spongebob the Almighty endorses on TV today, we ain’t taking third either.\u00a0 Blackfive and Yon are the torchbearers of Milblogs.\u00a0 And unless someone wealthy hires Jonn, COB6 and I to blog full time, it’ll probably stay that way.\u00a0 I could fawn over those 2 alone for another hour, but I won’t. Because we are in fifth. <\/p>\n

Also, because I have it on good authority from our new Communist, American-hating friend that you all are sheeple, without thoughts of your own. So, because you are all lame-brained, and only bright enough to ocassionally register visual stimulation, I say we got a decent shot. So, I am going to break down the race for Milblog of the Year into picture form, to help you understand the gravity of our situation. (BTW- I also have it on good authority that if we don’t win, Sally Struthers is threatening to eat a small African village, and Rosie O’Donnell will be defending the First Amendment by doing strip teases in your hometown. More at 11.)
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\nThis is TAH:
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\nThis is Everyone Else:
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\nAnd this is Uncle Jimbo on a good day.
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\nAny questions?<\/p>\n

(Also, far be it for me to suggest who y’all vote for, but I’m voting Ace, Nice Deb, F the Penguins, Army Wife Toddler Mom, and others I will update later.)<\/p>\n

BTW- To the other Milblogger claiming to be the only enlisted infantry finalist, not so fast dude.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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