{"id":68336,"date":"2016-10-08T07:00:21","date_gmt":"2016-10-08T11:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=68336"},"modified":"2016-10-07T17:33:05","modified_gmt":"2016-10-07T21:33:05","slug":"saturday-morning-feel-good-stories-86","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=68336","title":{"rendered":"Saturday morning feel good stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sunjournal.com\/news\/lewiston-auburn\/2016\/10\/05\/armed-auburn-woman-scares-clown\/2006674#.V_ZqcrB4fZM.twitter\">Auburn, Maine<\/a> was enjoying an evening on her porch when a clown pulled up to her house and pointed his finger at her and mouthed the word &#8220;bang&#8221; at her. She pulled out her 9mm and showed it to him and said &#8220;Back at you, clown&#8221; and he quickly unassed the AO.<\/p>\n<p>In <a href=\"http:\/\/dailyjournalonline.com\/news\/local\/crime-and-courts\/man-who-fled-after-attempted-burglary-in-custody\/article_1a130dc7-f95a-50a5-8a6c-e335ca0c9662.html\">Washington County, Missouri<\/a>, a burglar was thwarted when a homeowner armed himself and confronted the thief. The criminal fled in a stolen car that he abandoned. After a brief foot chase, police caught up to him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman in Auburn, Maine was enjoying an evening on her porch when a clown pulled &hellip; <a title=\"Saturday morning feel good stories\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=68336\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Saturday morning feel good stories<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":40242,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[218],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-feel-good-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68336\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/40242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}