{"id":68239,"date":"2016-10-05T12:00:11","date_gmt":"2016-10-05T16:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=68239"},"modified":"2016-10-02T06:51:34","modified_gmt":"2016-10-02T10:51:34","slug":"yer-humpday-funny-the-axe-detailer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=68239","title":{"rendered":"Yer &#8220;Humpday&#8221; Funny:  Gettin&#8217; the Important Things Clean"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Provided with three preface comments:<\/p>\n<p>1. Use care when viewing. The clip is likely NSFW and inappropriate around prudes, clergy, or small children.<br \/>\n2. I&#8217;d recommend you put down any liquids you might be drinking &#8211; and swallow anything you might be eating &#8211; before viewing this clip.<br \/>\n3. Not responsible for sore sides or dirty looks from those around you due to raucous laughter.<\/p>\n<p>Without further ado: the infamous Axe Detailer infomercial. Enjoy.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/H0jlziACFnE?rel=0&amp;showinfo=0\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/center>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I have to hand it (no pun intended) to all the participants in that video\u00a0 for being able to pull that off with a straight face.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><u>Author&#8217;s Note<\/u>: No, the video&#8217;s not a joke. It apparently was an actual infomercial-type ad by Axe for the product named back around 2010. It was reportedly banned (or maybe voluntarily pulled from TV by Axe) after complaints that it was too suggestive and\/or sexist.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Provided with three preface comments: 1. Use care when viewing. The clip is likely NSFW and &hellip; <a title=\"Yer &#8220;Humpday&#8221; Funny:  Gettin&#8217; the Important Things Clean\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=68239\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yer &#8220;Humpday&#8221; Funny:  Gettin&#8217; the Important Things Clean<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blather","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68239"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68239\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}