{"id":68184,"date":"2016-09-28T07:00:25","date_gmt":"2016-09-28T11:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=68184"},"modified":"2016-09-27T17:49:14","modified_gmt":"2016-09-27T21:49:14","slug":"wednesday-morning-feel-good-stories-82","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=68184","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday morning feel good stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbs8.com\/story\/33262675\/crimes-of-passion-homeowner-says-she-came-home-to-find-2-burglars-having-sex-on-her-couch\">Memphis, Tennessee<\/a> came home and found her front door wide open. As walked into her home, she found two burglars having sex on her couch. The man jumped up as the resident swung a broom at his bare ass and the woman tried to cover herself with a dress she had stolen from the homeowner. The police arrived in time to arrest the female burglar, Tonka Barnes, 44, for aggravated burglary. If it had been my house, the couch would be out by the curb, along with the two dead bodies.<\/p>\n<p>A 28-year-old man pulled into his driveway in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.local10.com\/news\/crime\/thief-accidentally-shoots-accomplice-during-north-miami-beach-robbery-police-say\">North Miami Beach, Florida<\/a> and a red Mustang pulled in behind him. The passenger of the Mustang ordered him to turn over his valuables which he did. Then he heard a gunshot. Finding no new orifices on his body he looked at the criminal and saw that his partner had shot him accidentally. The Blue Falcon dropped his buddy off at the hospital and drove off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman in Memphis, Tennessee came home and found her front door wide open. As walked &hellip; <a title=\"Wednesday morning feel good stories\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=68184\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Wednesday morning feel good stories<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":40242,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[218],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-feel-good-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68184"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68184\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/40242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}