{"id":67998,"date":"2016-09-18T10:30:24","date_gmt":"2016-09-18T14:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=67998"},"modified":"2016-09-18T10:59:30","modified_gmt":"2016-09-18T14:59:30","slug":"nothing-to-see-here-move-along","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=67998","title":{"rendered":"“Nothing to See Here. Move Along”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Looks like a couple of other \u201cnon-terrorist events\u201d happened yesterday.<\/p>\n

Jonn’s already mentioned one of them<\/a><\/em> – that “intentional” explosion in NYC, along with the discovery of a possible pressure-cooker bomb 4 streets north – that NYC’s mayor says isn’t related to either terrorism or the New Jersey bombing earlier that day.\u00a0 So I’ll discuss the other.<\/p>\n

In Minnesota yesterday, a guy with a knife sliced and diced eight people<\/a><\/em> at a shopping mall. \u00a0(All but one of his victims have been treated and released by medical authorities, and all are expected to survive.)\u00a0 He was wearing a private security company uniform at the time of the attack.<\/p>\n

The incident ended when the low-life bastard perp was shot and killed by an off-duty cop from a different legal jurisdiction who by chance was in the mall at the time.\u00a0 That off-duty cop was authorized to carry concealed, and was indeed carrying at the time of the incident.<\/p>\n

The low-life bastard reportedly asked at least one of his victims if they were Muslim.\u00a0 He was also reportedly heard referencing Allah during his attack.<\/p>\n

Local authorities have so far \u201cdeclined to call the attacks an act of terrorism, saying the suspect’s motive isn’t known yet.\u201d\u00a0\u00a0 Gee, that seems mighty . . . nice of them.\u00a0 I guess that means there’s no reason to be concerned.<\/p>\n

“Nothing to see here, sheeple.\u00a0 Move along.”<\/p>\n

Yeah, I’m thinking my leg feels wet again.\u00a0 And it hasn’t been raining.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Looks like a couple of other \u201cnon-terrorist events\u201d happened yesterday. Jonn’s already mentioned one of them … “Nothing to See Here. Move Along”<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[220,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-floggings-will-continue-until-morale-improves","category-terror-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=67998"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67998\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=67998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=67998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=67998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}