{"id":67920,"date":"2016-09-12T12:08:57","date_gmt":"2016-09-12T16:08:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=67920"},"modified":"2016-09-12T12:10:20","modified_gmt":"2016-09-12T16:10:20","slug":"yer-monday-funny-wheres-the-beef","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=67920","title":{"rendered":"Yer Monday Funny:  Where\u2019s the Beef?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That\u2019s precisely what one Chick-Fil-A restaurant wants to know.\u00a0 Seems theirs is missing.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/leisure\/2016\/09\/12\/arizona-chick-fil-searching-for-stolen-24-foot-inflatable-cow\/\">Arizona Chick-Fil-A searching for stolen 24-foot inflatable cow<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>The Hamburgler, Burger King, and Wendy could not be reached for comment.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That\u2019s precisely what one Chick-Fil-A restaurant wants to know.\u00a0 Seems theirs is missing. Arizona Chick-Fil-A searching &hellip; <a title=\"Yer Monday Funny:  Where\u2019s the Beef?\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=67920\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yer Monday Funny:  Where\u2019s the Beef?<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67920","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blather","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67920","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=67920"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67920\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=67920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=67920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=67920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}