{"id":67914,"date":"2016-09-12T08:31:48","date_gmt":"2016-09-12T12:31:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=67914"},"modified":"2016-09-12T08:34:54","modified_gmt":"2016-09-12T12:34:54","slug":"darwin-or-florida","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=67914","title":{"rendered":"Darwin or Florida?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=67915\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-67915\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Alexandro-Garibaldi.jpg\" alt=\"Alexandro Garibaldi\" width=\"259\" height=\"194\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-67915\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>BNG and Bobo send us a link to the story of poor 23-year-old Joaquin Mendez who owned a bullet-proof vest. He wondered aloud if it worked, and his cousin, Alexandro Garibaldi, 24, being helpful, fired a round at it while Joaquin was wearing it. Mendez was DOT (dead over there) at the hospital.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Police say Alexandro Garibaldi&#8230;told police he heard a gunshot and found his cousin, Joaquin Mendez, 23, outside with a gunshot wound.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>Garibaldi was charged with manslaughter and possession of a firearm by a felon.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well, at least Joaquin knows the answer to his question before he really needs the vest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BNG and Bobo send us a link to the story of poor 23-year-old Joaquin Mendez who &hellip; <a title=\"Darwin or Florida?\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=67914\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Darwin or Florida?<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67915,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[177],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dumbass-bullshit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=67914"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67914\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/67915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=67914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=67914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=67914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}