{"id":67516,"date":"2016-08-18T11:35:21","date_gmt":"2016-08-18T15:35:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=67516"},"modified":"2016-08-18T10:06:06","modified_gmt":"2016-08-18T14:06:06","slug":"yer-slightly-late-midweek-funny-love-that-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=67516","title":{"rendered":"Yer Slightly Late Midweek Funny:  &#8220;Love That Car!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some time back, a commenter here at TAH posted a rather, um, \u201cinteresting\u201d\u00a0 video of a guy who \u201creally liked\u201d one particular automobile.\u00a0 If you\u2019re curious, that video <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=XAXQ7DAa_-Y\">can be viewed here<\/a><\/em> \u2013 though I\u2019d suggest doing so where you won\u2019t have to explain it to anyone who happens to see what you\u2019re watching.<\/p>\n<p>That was several years ago, and guy appears to have gotten away with it. But apparently someone in Dayton, OH, wasn\u2019t so lucky recently.\u00a0 The guy in Dayton apparently got busted for doing the same thing to a red van.<\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/thesmokinggun.com\/buster\/car-sex\/man-with-a-van-648930\">I\u2019m not joking<\/a><\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d guess it would be a good bet that substantial alcohol consumption was involved in both cases.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some time back, a commenter here at TAH posted a rather, um, \u201cinteresting\u201d\u00a0 video of a &hellip; <a title=\"Yer Slightly Late Midweek Funny:  &#8220;Love That Car!&#8221;\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=67516\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yer Slightly Late Midweek Funny:  &#8220;Love That Car!&#8221;<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,177,236,271],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-dumbass-bullshit","category-wtf","category-ygbsm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=67516"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67516\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=67516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=67516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=67516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}