{"id":67041,"date":"2016-07-24T07:23:39","date_gmt":"2016-07-24T11:23:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=67041"},"modified":"2016-07-24T07:23:39","modified_gmt":"2016-07-24T11:23:39","slug":"the-serious-consequences-of-post-traumatic-sex-disorder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=67041","title":{"rendered":"The serious consequences of Post Traumatic Sex Disorder"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yesterday Jonn ran an article about some Harvard yo-yo wanting to award the Purple Heart for PTSD, post-traumatic stress disorder. Most of the comments were in opposition to the idea, as am I. But then right after reading that, I surfed over to Daily Caller where I found this article<\/a> about this poor high school football player down in Louisiana who had the misfortune to fall victim to his hottie high school teacher who engaged him in sexual hijinks 46 times in 39 days climaxing in an all-night threesome with another, younger, hottie high school teacher.<\/p>\n

\"Teacher\"<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

The poor kid sought help from his fellow football team members by showing them pictures and videos and recounting blow by blow descriptions of the horrific assaults on his studly young manhood by these prurient and predatory pedagogues. That blew the deal of course with everything coming to a head, criminal charges and civil suits being filed, the latter by the young victim\u2019s parents on his behalf to seek recompense for the enduring trauma he is sure to experience for the remainder of his existence. Call it Post-Traumatic Sex Disorder, a condition your gravely wounded Ol\u2019 Poe has carried with him for sixty years.<\/p>\n

You see, dear readers, this sort of schoolhouse shenanigans is not new; Young Poe made his cherry jump between the sheets more than sixty years ago with his pretty young sophomore English teacher. Unfortunately she was about the size of the two Louisiana lovelies combined, which left Young Poe with a serious Post-Traumatic Sex Disorder, an aversion to fatties, a condition requiring him to don his beer goggles all too frequently when he was a young single soldier. Even as I type this my mind is filled with the revulsion of awakening next to a snoring mountain of pink flesh that had somehow slipped in during the night and supplanted the Miss Hopkinsville I\u2019d left the bar with the night before.
\nSo I\u2019m sympathetic to the kid\u2019s lawsuit; just like Ol\u2019 Poe, that poor boy\u2019s gonna have to live with that trauma forever. Oh, the horror!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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