{"id":67039,"date":"2016-07-24T07:30:39","date_gmt":"2016-07-24T11:30:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=67039"},"modified":"2016-07-24T05:27:18","modified_gmt":"2016-07-24T09:27:18","slug":"yer-sunday-smile-the-old-man-from-nantucket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=67039","title":{"rendered":"Yer Sunday Smile:  the Old Man from Nantucket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>There was an old man from Nantucket<br \/>\nWho kept all his cash in a bucket<br \/>\nHis daughter named Nan<br \/>\nRan away with a man<br \/>\nAnd as for the bucket, Nantucket.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Now, aren\u2019t you all ashamed at what you were thinking when you read the title for this article?  (smile)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was an old man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket His &hellip; <a title=\"Yer Sunday Smile:  the Old Man from Nantucket\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=67039\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yer Sunday Smile:  the Old Man from Nantucket<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blather","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67039","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=67039"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67039\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=67039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=67039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=67039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}