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{"id":66882,"date":"2016-07-18T08:00:44","date_gmt":"2016-07-18T12:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=66882"},"modified":"2022-01-23T23:30:27","modified_gmt":"2022-01-24T04:30:27","slug":"rick-a-patterson-phony-pj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=66882","title":{"rendered":"Rick A. Patterson; phony PJ"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone sent us this guy, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=100012119887260\">Rick A. Patterson<\/a> who claims that he was a Pararescueman in the Air Force. He tells tearful stories about his time, about the friends that he lost and the wars he fought. Here&#8217;s one;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=66883\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-66883\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-Claims1.jpg?resize=216%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Patterson Claims1\" width=\"216\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-66883\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-Claims1.jpg?resize=216%2C333&amp;ssl=1 216w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-Claims1.jpg?resize=195%2C300&amp;ssl=1 195w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-Claims1.jpg?w=445&amp;ssl=1 445w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 216px) 100vw, 216px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=66884\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-66884\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-claims2.jpg?resize=214%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Patterson claims2\" width=\"214\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-66884\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-claims2.jpg?resize=214%2C333&amp;ssl=1 214w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-claims2.jpg?resize=192%2C300&amp;ssl=1 192w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-claims2.jpg?w=444&amp;ssl=1 444w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 214px) 100vw, 214px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=66885\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-66885\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-claims3.jpg?resize=214%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Patterson claims3\" width=\"214\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-66885\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-claims3.jpg?resize=214%2C333&amp;ssl=1 214w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-claims3.jpg?resize=192%2C300&amp;ssl=1 192w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-claims3.jpg?w=444&amp;ssl=1 444w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 214px) 100vw, 214px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=66886\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-66886\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-claims4.jpg?resize=248%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Patterson claims4\" width=\"248\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-66886\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-claims4.jpg?resize=248%2C333&amp;ssl=1 248w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-claims4.jpg?resize=223%2C300&amp;ssl=1 223w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-claims4.jpg?w=444&amp;ssl=1 444w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 248px) 100vw, 248px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=66887\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-66887\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-claims5.jpg?resize=250%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Patterson claims5\" width=\"250\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-66887\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-claims5.jpg?resize=250%2C333&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-claims5.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-claims5.jpg?w=456&amp;ssl=1 456w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Well, I contacted LD Jeffries, a real Air Force PJ, and he could find no training for Patterson. So he decided to troll Patterson on his <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=100012119887260\">Facebook page<\/a>;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=66888\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-66888\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-79-01.jpg?resize=374%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Patterson 79-01\" width=\"374\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-66888\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-79-01.jpg?resize=374%2C333&amp;ssl=1 374w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-79-01.jpg?resize=300%2C267&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-79-01.jpg?w=449&amp;ssl=1 449w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 374px) 100vw, 374px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, he left LD hanging and blocked him. With good reason. <\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=66889\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-66889\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-FOIA.jpg?resize=257%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Patterson FOIA\" width=\"257\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-66889\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-FOIA.jpg?resize=257%2C333&amp;ssl=1 257w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-FOIA.jpg?resize=232%2C300&amp;ssl=1 232w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-FOIA.jpg?w=566&amp;ssl=1 566w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 257px) 100vw, 257px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>He was an Air Force Sergeant and an aircraft maintenance guy for four years in Arizona and Germany. No PJ training, not even trained in the Basic Airborne Course. His Facebook has lots of pictures that he claims are him, but, no they&#8217;re not. <\/p>\n<p>I know he&#8217;s not wired too tightly, so there&#8217;s no need to tell me that, but his lies are heinous. Here are some more screen shots of his mindless drivel that LD sent me, if you can stand it. It&#8217;s not even good fiction;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=66924\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-66924\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-1.jpg?resize=187%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Rick Patterson (1)\" width=\"187\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-66924\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-1.jpg?resize=187%2C333&amp;ssl=1 187w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-1.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-1.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 187px) 100vw, 187px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=66925\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-66925\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-2.jpg?resize=187%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Rick Patterson (2)\" width=\"187\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-66925\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-2.jpg?resize=187%2C333&amp;ssl=1 187w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-2.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-2.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 187px) 100vw, 187px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=66926\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-66926\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-3.jpg?resize=187%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Rick Patterson (3)\" width=\"187\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-66926\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-3.jpg?resize=187%2C333&amp;ssl=1 187w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-3.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-3.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 187px) 100vw, 187px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=66927\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-66927\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-4.jpg?resize=187%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Rick Patterson (4)\" width=\"187\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-66927\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-4.jpg?resize=187%2C333&amp;ssl=1 187w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-4.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-4.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 187px) 100vw, 187px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=66928\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-66928\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-5.jpg?resize=187%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Rick Patterson (5)\" width=\"187\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-66928\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-5.jpg?resize=187%2C333&amp;ssl=1 187w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-5.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-5.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 187px) 100vw, 187px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=66929\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-66929\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-6.jpg?resize=187%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Rick Patterson (6)\" width=\"187\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-66929\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-6.jpg?resize=187%2C333&amp;ssl=1 187w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-6.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-6.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 187px) 100vw, 187px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=66930\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-66930\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-7.jpg?resize=187%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Rick Patterson (7)\" width=\"187\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-66930\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-7.jpg?resize=187%2C333&amp;ssl=1 187w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-7.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-7.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 187px) 100vw, 187px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=66931\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-66931\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-8.jpg?resize=187%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Rick Patterson (8)\" width=\"187\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-66931\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-8.jpg?resize=187%2C333&amp;ssl=1 187w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-8.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-8.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 187px) 100vw, 187px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=66932\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-66932\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-11.jpg?resize=187%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Rick Patterson (11)\" width=\"187\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-66932\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-11.jpg?resize=187%2C333&amp;ssl=1 187w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-11.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-11.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 187px) 100vw, 187px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=66933\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-66933\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-12.jpg?resize=187%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Rick Patterson (12)\" width=\"187\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-66933\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-12.jpg?resize=187%2C333&amp;ssl=1 187w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-12.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-12.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 187px) 100vw, 187px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=66934\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-66934\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-13.jpg?resize=187%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Rick Patterson (13)\" width=\"187\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-66934\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-13.jpg?resize=187%2C333&amp;ssl=1 187w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-13.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-13.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 187px) 100vw, 187px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=66935\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-66935\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-14.jpg?resize=187%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Rick Patterson (14)\" width=\"187\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-66935\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-14.jpg?resize=187%2C333&amp;ssl=1 187w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-14.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-14.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 187px) 100vw, 187px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=66936\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-66936\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-15.jpg?resize=187%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Rick Patterson (15)\" width=\"187\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-66936\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-15.jpg?resize=187%2C333&amp;ssl=1 187w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-15.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-15.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 187px) 100vw, 187px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=66937\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-66937\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-16.jpg?resize=187%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Rick Patterson (16)\" width=\"187\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-66937\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-16.jpg?resize=187%2C333&amp;ssl=1 187w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-16.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Rick-Patterson-16.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 187px) 100vw, 187px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>The word whack-a-doodle comes to mind.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE: <\/strong>Last night as I was preparing this post for today, Patterson posted this;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=66940\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-66940\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-Confession.jpg?resize=349%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Patterson Confession\" width=\"349\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-66940\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-Confession.jpg?resize=349%2C333&amp;ssl=1 349w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-Confession.jpg?resize=300%2C286&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Patterson-Confession.jpg?w=548&amp;ssl=1 548w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 349px) 100vw, 349px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone sent us this guy, Rick A. Patterson who claims that he was a Pararescueman in &hellip; <a title=\"Rick A. Patterson; phony PJ\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=66882\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Rick A. 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