{"id":66598,"date":"2016-06-29T11:03:22","date_gmt":"2016-06-29T15:03:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=66598"},"modified":"2016-06-29T11:04:28","modified_gmt":"2016-06-29T15:04:28","slug":"tony-skrzypchak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=66598","title":{"rendered":"Tony Skrzypchak"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Every few weeks, someone will send us this guy, Tony Skrzypchak<\/a>. The boy’s uniform is so screwed up, that folks think he’s a phony. According to his records, no, he’s not. It looks like he was sent to Saudi Arabia and Central Command for Desert Storm from the 25th Division in Hawaii, as a replacement, you know, because we were supposed to have thousands of casualties, according to the media. He’s wearing a 1st Cav combat patch which is reasonable. Yeah, his medals are screwed up, as well as the way he’s wearing them, but there is no “stolen valor” here. Other than the beret he’s wearing – berets were authorized in the Army in July 2001 and his active duty service was from August 1988 – March 1992, then he went in the Reserves until August 1996.<\/p>\n

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I’m also pretty sure that the blue shirt and striped tie aren’t authorized, but like I said, this is NOT stolen valor – he’s just a slob. So stop sending me “tips” about him – it took us about two years to get the FOIA for some reason.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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