{"id":66180,"date":"2016-06-07T08:52:34","date_gmt":"2016-06-07T12:52:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=66180"},"modified":"2022-01-23T23:31:07","modified_gmt":"2022-01-24T04:31:07","slug":"lance-the-turd-whipple-gets-slap-on-wrist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=66180","title":{"rendered":"Lance “The Turd” Whipple gets slap on wrist"},"content":{"rendered":"

The criminal justice system just sucks.<\/p>\n

But let’s back up. First, Lance would tell everyone in East Lansing Michigan what a war hero he was.<\/a> He’d run around like a no talent assclown wearing a top gun jacket and generally be the bowl swirling turd he is. He’d even go to hospitals to give the patients some cheer at being visited by a festering shitstick.<\/p>\n

\"Lance<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Then his wife decided to defend him, which is always a Top Gun move. And with that, he submitted the most obviously fake DD214 since Jesse MacBeth.<\/p>\n

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I’ve seen better looking DD214’s written in crayon. In reality, his service was less PJ and Pilot for 30 years, and more 35 day basic training washout.<\/p>\n

The comments from his noble wife and champion Heidi were AWESOME:<\/p>\n

Heidi Smith Whipple \u00b7 Okemos, Michigan<\/p>\n

I am Lance ALLAN Whipples wife. Not lance allEn wife. Got to tell you there were only 4 people at his wedding. His mom and dad would never post those photos since we burried Dad yesterday. Lance and I dont have those photos since his ex wife left him and took everything. Im pretty sure I can crop her out jussssst a bit more for a great wall pick. Other than that, Military Affairs, Jag, a personal attorney and looking at Michigan State Police. As his wife….Im not letting this go. Who ever started this, I promise to bring to military law or my state law. I promise you I will not stop. I will push every button I can to get to the bottom of this. Then there is another court…Its called CIVIL. We receive a pention from the military for what he did. Momma is not done with you. just know.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And…<\/p>\n

Heidi Smith Whipple \u00b7 Okemos, Michigan<\/p>\n

You have it wrong sir. And Yes as his wife. Im coming for you. And all involved. Unfortunatly for you Lances RECRUITER owns a PX store and is now looking at our son. I guess his recruiter can call and verify to you as a recruiter. Mail me back ill make it happen for you. We have nothing to hide. Im coming for who gave you this false information. Every month we collect his pention you idiot. I am from Peach Creek West Virginia and I will not stop untill you pay for what you have done to us. He was a PJ then NCO to Officer and those dd214 are authentic. I even agreed to mee with you. At this point sir, its not going to be good for you. I trusted you. I gave you things. You screwed me for what? Why did you do that? I notice your site asks for donations……is that it? Should I pay you more than the person that did this to us? U spelled his name wrong. But the guy u spelled wrong…awww was kinda of a hero…. u will find out later on that one. I tried to work with you. You and I both know where those pictures came from. You have no valor yourself. You are a paid whore.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The word, madam, is gigolo. It is “Jonn Lilyea, European (and Asiatic, Innuit and Middle Eastern) gigolo”. Besides, what exactly is a “paid whore”? If you don’t get paid you aren’t a whore, isn’t that kind of redundant?<\/p>\n