{"id":66177,"date":"2016-06-07T07:47:14","date_gmt":"2016-06-07T11:47:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=66177"},"modified":"2016-06-07T07:47:14","modified_gmt":"2016-06-07T11:47:14","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-230","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=66177","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bullshit <\/a><\/p>\n

Crossing the streams <\/a><\/p>\n

Hillaracist <\/a><\/p>\n

Trump? Bush’s Fault\u00ae. <\/a><\/p>\n

Wait, Dave Matthews is still alive? <\/a><\/p>\n

Shrinking the herd <\/a><\/p>\n

The DNC, brought to you by Darth Comcast <\/a><\/p>\n

Hillary the Suppressor <\/a><\/p>\n

If only someone knew what excessive drinking could lead to <\/a><\/p>\n

“Just an interview. A security review.” <\/a><\/p>\n

Chicken pox <\/a><\/p>\n

Wrong number <\/a><\/p>\n

I can’t wait to see what they did with the Ho-Ho’s <\/a><\/p>\n

DUer named “ThinkCritically” does neither <\/a><\/p>\n

Alaskan Thai ladyboy is faster than your Title 9 coed <\/a><\/p>\n

This is becoming a weekly thing now <\/a><\/p>\n

Unintended Donsequences <\/a><\/p>\n

Next, Wonder Woman is a man, baby, YEAH! <\/a><\/p>\n

Paging Vince Foster… <\/a><\/p>\n

But drunken frat boys are the real “rape culture” <\/a><\/p>\n

Disagreeable Bernie <\/a><\/p>\n

Google “indictment”, and get back to me <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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