{"id":66078,"date":"2016-05-31T11:35:47","date_gmt":"2016-05-31T15:35:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=66078"},"modified":"2016-05-31T10:00:28","modified_gmt":"2016-05-31T14:00:28","slug":"fatass-fuhrers-proxy-phallus-fails-redux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=66078","title":{"rendered":"Fatass Fuhrer\u2019s Proxy Phallus Fails &#8211; Redux"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=65275\">about six weeks ago<\/a><\/em>, when North Korea attempted to test-fire their new \u201cMusudan\u201d IRBM in honor of the 104th birthday of North Korea\u2019s \u201ceternal president\u201d, Kim Il-Sung?\u00a0 Remember that the test\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/world\/asia_pacific\/north-koreas-missile-has-failed-officials-from-south-say\/2016\/04\/14\/8eb2ce53-bc38-40d0-9013-5655bed26764_story.html\"><em>was reportedly a failure<\/em><\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>Well, it appears that the \u201cfine, stalwart engineers\u201d in NorK-Land\u2019s missile development program gave it another go again yesterday. And, like before: \u00a0the latest test <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/world\/2016\/05\/31\/south-korea-says-north-korea-missile-launch-likely-failed.html\"><em>was also a failure<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">really<\/span> would not want to be one of the folks on the Musudan&#8217;s design team &#8211; or someone assigned to the assembly team for this latest test, either.<\/p>\n<p>No word on who <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29502\"><em>ND:tBF<\/em><\/a>, AKA <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=61263\"><em>Fatboy Kim<\/em><\/a> AKA\u00a0the\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=61605\"><em>Dork of NorK<\/em><\/a>\u00a0AKA\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/world\/north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-un-ill-eating-emmental-cheese-report-article-1.1945468\"><em>Ementaller-boi<\/em><\/a>, will have executed this time around because of the failure. \u00a0There&#8217;s also no word\u00a0what new and novel means of execution he\u2019ll decree this time. \u00a0But you know it&#8217;s going to happen &#8211; he has to soothe his massive bulk\u2019s irritated nerves somehow.<\/p>\n<p>And\u00a0in the interim between now and the executions, I\u2019m guessing he\u2019ll be consuming many kilograms of Ementaller.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember about six weeks ago, when North Korea attempted to test-fire their new \u201cMusudan\u201d IRBM in &hellip; <a title=\"Fatass Fuhrer\u2019s Proxy Phallus Fails &#8211; Redux\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=66078\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Fatass Fuhrer\u2019s Proxy Phallus Fails &#8211; Redux<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[214],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66078","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-north-korea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66078","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=66078"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66078\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=66078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=66078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=66078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}