{"id":65969,"date":"2016-05-24T08:30:19","date_gmt":"2016-05-24T12:30:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=65969"},"modified":"2016-05-24T08:14:15","modified_gmt":"2016-05-24T12:14:15","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-228","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=65969","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mountains out of Kale hills <\/a><\/p>\n

What a ting-a-ling <\/a><\/p>\n

DUmbpocalypse Now <\/a><\/p>\n

…that, or maybe she sucks. <\/a><\/p>\n

Chlorine for the gene pool? <\/a><\/p>\n

Bernie is such a Fox! <\/a><\/p>\n

If Alex Jones was a leftist whackjob…instead of just a whackjob. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Debbie Whatsherface-Shitz has a Berning itch <\/a><\/p>\n

A real Clinton supporter would just swallow. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Meme’s the word <\/a><\/p>\n

Colin who? <\/a><\/p>\n

Maybe if I didn’t have a $10k health care deductible and flat wages for 8 years? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Laughstock <\/a><\/p>\n

Ok, I agree with this one…this does suck. <\/a><\/p>\n

Vince Foster’s ghost… <\/a><\/p>\n

Identity politics, when you just can’t blame yourself for being an asshole <\/a><\/p>\n

It’s like Festivus for retards <\/a><\/p>\n

Stupid games, stupider prizes…more stupid? Stupidest? Whatever. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Hillary’s Golden Shower <\/a><\/p>\n

Religion of peace. Or is it pieces? <\/a><\/p>\n

Hey you kids, get off my lawn! <\/a><\/p>\n

“Women need to avoid men who carry guns.”…like Bill Clinton’s security detachment? <\/a><\/p>\n

Adjoining cells? <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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