{"id":65506,"date":"2016-04-30T07:45:30","date_gmt":"2016-04-30T11:45:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=65506"},"modified":"2016-04-29T16:50:10","modified_gmt":"2016-04-29T20:50:10","slug":"more-ineffectual-sabre-rattling-by-lil-kim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=65506","title":{"rendered":"More Ineffectual “Sabre-Rattling” by Lil’ Kim"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, the results of the Dork of NorK\u2019<\/a> s <\/em>latest episode of sabre-rattling have been released.\u00a0 And it again looks like the \u201cman\u201d is probably going to need to have a public execution or two to soothe his injured feelings.<\/p>\n

Three days ago, Emmentaler-boi\u2019s<\/a><\/em> missile minions conducted two tests of the Musudan \u2013 North Korea\u2019s new IRBM, likely the \u201cbig guy\u2019s\u201d second favorite missile after the one that’s his namesake (more about that later).\u00a0 Intelligence reports regarding these tests have now been made public.<\/p>\n

The results?\u00a0 Both missiles apparently blew up shortly after launch<\/a><\/em>..<\/p>\n

Oopsie.<\/p>\n

This makes the number of successful Musudan by Lil\u2019 Kim\u2019s missile program precisely zero<\/em>.\u00a0 I\u2019m sure that\u2019s not exactly what the \u201cbig guy\u201d wanted to hear.<\/p>\n

Further:\u00a0 results from recent testing of ND:tBF<\/a>\u2019s<\/em> favorite (and namesake) missile, the No Dong<\/em><\/a>, haven\u2019t been much better.\u00a0 One test of the Scud-C-derived No Dong held last month was similarly unsuccessful, with that missile also exploding after launch.\u00a0 (A\u00a0 second No Dong test last month was apparently successful.)<\/p>\n

That\u2019s 1 for 5 for the last 5 major NorK missile tests.\u00a0 My guess is that this means there will be some significant opportunities for \u201cupward mobility\u201d within the NorK missile program in the near-term future.<\/p>\n

No word yet on how Fatboy Kim<\/a><\/em> will calm his massive bulk after these latest two rather spectacular failures.\u00a0 While a public execution or several is probably a given, the method to be used is anyone\u2019s guess.\u00a0 But it\u2019s a good bet it will be gruesome and novel.<\/p>\n

And he can always down a few more kilograms of Emmentaler to make himself feel better.\u00a0 What does he care if it means a few of his peasant comrades will have to starve for weeks in order to come up with the funds to import same?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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