{"id":65328,"date":"2016-04-19T11:40:52","date_gmt":"2016-04-19T15:40:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=65328"},"modified":"2016-04-19T05:37:41","modified_gmt":"2016-04-19T09:37:41","slug":"thatll-teach-him-to-sleep-on-the-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=65328","title":{"rendered":"That\u2019ll Teach Him to Sleep on the Job!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One guy found out the hard way that sleeping on the job <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">isn&#8217;t<\/span> a good thing.<\/p>\n<p>Seems that the other day, a Fedex employee was at work.\u00a0 He was working the graveyard shift.\u00a0 About 4AM he got really sleepy; he dozed off.<\/p>\n<p>He woke up somewhat later &#8211; and discovered he had a rather serious problem.<\/p>\n<p>You see, Memphis is Fedex\u2019s air hub location; the guy worked for Fedex at the Memphis Airport.\u00a0 His job was loading Fedex cargo and packages onto aircraft.<\/p>\n<p>The guy had dozed off on board one of Fedex\u2019s aircraft, in the cargo bay, in Memphis.\u00a0 When the guy woke up, that Fedex plane was was now airborne \u2013 and <em>en route to Lubbock, TX<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>The aircrew discovered the stowaway during the flight, and alerted LE on arrival at Lubbock Airport.\u00a0 The guy was questioned and released.<\/p>\n<p>No word on whether the guy has been fired by Fedex.<\/p>\n<p>Fox News <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/2016\/04\/18\/fedex-employee-naps-is-shipped-with-packages-to-texas.html\">has an article with a few more details<\/a><\/em>.\u00a0 It\u2019s a hoot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One guy found out the hard way that sleeping on the job isn&#8217;t a good thing. &hellip; <a title=\"That\u2019ll Teach Him to Sleep on the Job!\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=65328\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">That\u2019ll Teach Him to Sleep on the Job!<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,26,170,236],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-blather","category-who-knows","category-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65328\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}