{"id":65275,"date":"2016-04-15T11:35:27","date_gmt":"2016-04-15T15:35:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=65275"},"modified":"2016-04-15T11:04:28","modified_gmt":"2016-04-15T15:04:28","slug":"fatass-fuhrers-substitute-phallus-fails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=65275","title":{"rendered":"Fatass Fuhrer&#8217;s Proxy Phallus Fails"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>North Korea tested a missile yesterday (our time &#8211; the test occurred on 15 April in Korea).\u00a0 The test was in honor of the 104th birthday of North Korea&#8217;s &#8220;eternal president&#8221;, Kim Il-Sung.<\/p>\n<p>The test <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/world\/asia_pacific\/north-koreas-missile-has-failed-officials-from-south-say\/2016\/04\/14\/8eb2ce53-bc38-40d0-9013-5655bed26764_story.html\"><em>was reportedly a failure<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The missile tested yesterday reportedly used the same engine as the SLBM North Korea tested last year.\u00a0 That earlier test also failed.<\/p>\n<p>No word on who <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29502\"><em>ND:tBF<\/em><\/a>, AKA the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=61605\"><em>Dork of NorK<\/em><\/a> AKA <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/world\/north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-un-ill-eating-emmental-cheese-report-article-1.1945468\"><em>Ementaller-boi<\/em><\/a> AKA <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=61263\"><em>Fatboy Kim<\/em><\/a>, will have executed next to soothe his massive bulk&#8217;s irritated nerves.\u00a0 However, since this was the same type of rocket engine that failed previously, I&#8217;d be very worried if I&#8217;d ever worked on designing\/building\/installing that engine.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>North Korea tested a missile yesterday (our time &#8211; the test occurred on 15 April in &hellip; <a title=\"Fatass Fuhrer&#8217;s Proxy Phallus Fails\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=65275\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Fatass Fuhrer&#8217;s Proxy Phallus Fails<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[214],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-north-korea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65275"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65275\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}