{"id":65148,"date":"2016-04-08T11:35:03","date_gmt":"2016-04-08T15:35:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=65148"},"modified":"2016-04-08T10:31:58","modified_gmt":"2016-04-08T14:31:58","slug":"yer-friday-funny-no-sht-no-sht","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=65148","title":{"rendered":"Yer Friday Funny:  No Sh!t??!  No.  Sh!t."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are museums for damn near everything.\u00a0 Hell, we&#8217;ve probably all been to or heard of a museum or two that we thought was pretty bizarre.<\/p>\n<p>But in England, there&#8217;s a new museum that&#8217;s really &#8220;out there&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The National Poo Museum <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/world\/national-poo-museum-opens-britain-article-1.2589487\"><em>opened recently<\/em><\/a> in the UK.\u00a0 It&#8217;s located on the Isle of Wight.<\/p>\n<p>No, I&#8217;m not joking.\u00a0 They exist, and <a href=\"https:\/\/poo-museum.github.io\/daily-poo\/\"><em>they have a website<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Turns out this isn&#8217;t the first such museum in the world, either.\u00a0 A similar museum apparently opened in Italy some time ago.\u00a0 It&#8217;s located in Castelbosco, <a href=\"https:\/\/mi.lk\/articles\/3847-Italy-Opens-the-World-s-First-Museum-of-Poop\/\"><em>and calls itself &#8220;Mueso della Merda<\/em>&#8220;<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not just a European &#8220;thing&#8221;, either.\u00a0 It also appears that there is has been a<a href=\"http:\/\/www.viralnova.com\/japanese-poop-museum\/\"><em> similar museum in Japan since at least 2012<\/em><\/a>.\u00a0 There&#8217;s also <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/world\/2012\/nov\/09\/south-korea-toilet-theme-park\"><em>a toilet museum in South Korea<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>No word on when the corresponding US version will open, or even if one is planned.\u00a0 However, I&#8217;ve got the perfect location for it if and when it does.\u00a0 IMO it should be located riverside, just downstream of that beltway-encircled Brothel on the Potomac.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p><em>(<u>Note<\/u>: no, I don&#8217;t have a dung fixation.\u00a0 I saw an article about the UK museum&#8217;s opening, thought it was funny &#8211; then lost the link.\u00a0 I found the info about the other similar museums while searching for the original link.\u00a0 I got a good chuckle out of them and thought others might as well, so I decided to write an article about the group.)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are museums for damn near everything.\u00a0 Hell, we&#8217;ve probably all been to or heard of &hellip; <a title=\"Yer Friday Funny:  No Sh!t??!  No.  Sh!t.\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=65148\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yer Friday Funny:  No Sh!t??!  No.  Sh!t.<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[177,26,170,236],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dumbass-bullshit","category-blather","category-who-knows","category-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}